and the innocent minds of innocent people.
And yet, on this sunny afternoon in Boston ...
a teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend.
Testing two things, if there are happy endings ...
for anyone. And America will not give a fuck anything.
You, Tami-Lynn Cafferdy, do you take this teddy ...?
- To be your husband? - If I want to!
And you Ted, take this woman to be your lovely wife?
Hell, yes I want!
Then, by the power that is given me ...
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bear.
Ladies and gentlemen, The newlyweds!
Tedy this is the best day of my life!
- I love you so much! - I also Temmy!
I'll get 50 shades of bear tonight!
- We're going for a few beers. - OK.
Thank You.
- Hey, congratulations friends. - Oh! Hi guys.
- It was a beautiful ceremony. - Thank you for being part of it.
- There Is! This is my new boyfriend Rick. - How are you?
Well, well.
It is a haute cuisine chef ..
So he knows how to make your salad.
Rick and I were going to say something.
¡Oh! ¿Se van a casar?
No, only going home to gather our penises.
- Fuck? - Fuck you!
Treatment!
Hello Friend. Are you okay? You look a little depressed.
Still these quitándote Surf bachelor party?
- Oh! This is beautiful. - This begging for it!
Yes it is! Take it! Get in there!
Mirala, as fijate want it!
It's like waiting to spread pizza.
There is like a bear does.
Hey why do not you stop fucking? That is someone's daughter!
- God. - Come On!
I am not well.
- I was just thinking about Lory. - Oh! Johny ...
come on, and spent six months since their divorce.
I know! I know!
But back to church again?
Whenever one imagines that everything would be perfect.
Yes good. You're not the first guy who marries the wrong girl.
Hi! Great day for fun.
Do you want to celebrate with a little ...?
No Thanks Sam! Temly would kill me if he knew that drug use in our wedding
Not notice. I just made a line with the type of input ...
and I bet you do not find out who he is.
Yes, I think that passeth.
This is the best day of my life!
One year later ...
I'm starving! What the hell are you doing there?
I'm carrying packages! I'm cooking your fucking steak! What do you think?
What, you think you're doing? I think we're letting dry.
Look at this, look!
129 dollars in Filhngs Basement! What were you buying alla Temmy?
Needed clothes to work, Teddy is right?
What do you mean? You wear an apron ...!
- You're a damn pocket! - Yes? For you too.
Yes, exactly! And I do not go shopping design and shit.
No, no! Just buy marijuana ...
Only buy drugs, what shit you talking about?
I was talking ...
He was talking once, right now before you interrupted me.
Well, I had to do it because you never say a fucking shit.
Are you going to let you finish speaking? Whenever you cut me!
- Are you going to let you finish speaking? - You know what?
- I'm trying to calm things. - You can not take care of you or your ass!
- Do not act like that! - How am I acting?
How am I acting?
- Like an idiot! - If you want a dress like ...
Elizabeth Taylor then put a plastic bag.
I am the face of the business, okay?
- The face of business? - Fuck you!
- Listen to yourself, you're delirious! - Debi marrying Robin Machino ...
- Do Debi Seriously! - Go Go torture that stupid..
The treated me well, and had a penis ...
He had a great penis!
News lightning! A whore first time, saw an Italian penis.
How the fuck you just call me?
- What the hell? - You called me a whore, right?
- Would you like to throw things? - Yes, I want to throw things!
Then tirare things!
Oh! I'm so scared.
I'm really scared of you damn bear!
Shut the fuck up!
Oh! By God!
You shut the fuck up!
Why do not you come down and you force me? Tough guy!
Why do not you go up and down me, tough guy?
Because if I go I'm going to kick your fucking ass!
I want you to try idiot! Upload your kicks ass and mine!
Daniel, television has just begun!
- Shut your damn mouth! - Why do not you shut up?
Fuck!
- Hey, relamente sorry! - Yes me too.
- She's worse than us. - Yes, she is our enemy now.
You guys. at least they have tried marriage therapy?
God, yes. It was a bloody mess.
$ 250 and did not learn a damn thing.
250? That's ridiculous, Your church should not cover that ?, or something?
No, Temmy try to join a forum on the internet ...
But after five minutes, I was looking for black penises.
When something happens there's always something with black penises.
Look, see? You google "big gun" ...
Take! Says black penises.
No friend, I have to do something or my matrimomo will collapse.
Here are boys. Will close shortly.
But ... I have a party at my friend's apartment. If they want to come.
Thanks Allison. But I have an appointment tomorrow morning.
Oh! it's okay. Good.
If you change your mind, this is the address.
I put my phone number too.
- Oh, my God! Can I have these fucking? - What?
Like what, what? ¿Fiesta? He wants to sleep with you!
No me interesa.
John, you've been saying that for eighteen months.
But time has passed, you have to return to the game friend,
You do not start this shit, okay?
Through six years of my life with the wrong girl ...
- Not make the same mistake again. - Jesus !, Johny!
You will not marry Allison, just like you're going to fuck ...
- And maybe pee in it, a little. - What?
Always good, seek new ways to amaze your lover.
Thank you for the advice.
Sorry Allison, try it.
It's okay. I wish it were not so fucking beautiful.
Yeah, hey, can you give me a Jack Daniels with a little grape juice?
Apudiera hopefully help you, but we're closing.
A cup! And I promise not to tell anyone that J. Leno ...
come here to use the bathroom with gays.
What the hell are you doing? Let go!
Sorry! I was wrong!
Here you go. Thank you very much again again.
- Hi. - Hi.
I have to ask you some questions about this cereal.
- Yes! They are Trix cereal. - That's right.
I understand that Trix are for kids, Is that right?
Well, they say it is for children in commercials.
- Have you had trouble with the law? - Not that I know. No.
So if you like these Trix not have problems?
No, you should be fine.
Do you understand that I am not a child?
I was able to realize that, yes.
It's okay! I'll take one of these to my apartment.
it's okay.
- I will not be followed? - No. So ...
So it is not done here.
Hey, do not forget what you have done for me here today.
I prefer to do so.
Oh My God!
- You guys. two still have not spoken? - No!
I lost the sense, now do not know how to fix this.
How do you take a broken marriage and you do work again?
Well, I tell you one way: having a baby.
- A baby? - Yes! Look there.
- Do you see that white couple there? - Yes, because?
Look at them. So happy.
Because they have that little that holds together.
If they had not had, they would only be two sad black people ...
- Waiting to get home. - Wait ..
- Is that a mental phrase, or ..? - I tell you, Ted ...
Have a drink or just matrimomo. Believe me.
Ah! Hello.
- Go, Teddy. - Tami, listen, I just want to talk.
- OK? Can I have hear a second? - What for?
- Why you tell me shit about my clothes? - No! Look, I'm sorry about that, okay?
Sorry, I was an idiot and did not mean it.
Como sea, Teddy.
Tami listening, I love you.
I do not want to discuss as we have done in recent months.
Is not Teddy. Something has to change.
Do You Know? Because I can not do this.
- It's too much! - I know, I know.
And that's why ..
I want a baby!
Really?
A baby? Truly?
Yes! I think if we have a baby to love ...
He teaches us how to love us again.
Teddy Oh God!
- You better not joke with me. - I swear to God.
- You're gonna be a great mom. - Oh, my God! Are you kidding?
- We will kick ass in parenting. - So what do you say? Yes?
- Yes! I love you, I love you so much! - Oh baby! I also love you.
- Let's make a baby. - Let's make a baby.
- Ready? - Shit, yeah. Here it comes!
Okay, ready.
- I say we go to court. - If we go to court.
We are a bunch of idiots who took the hall by a conversation.
Pcs. Not know that Johnny and I are seeing ..
While we are drugged.
- That was fucking magic. - It was smooth.
In truth all soft, everything is in your pocket.
Hey! listen ...
- I have great news for you. - Yes? Which?
Lin Tami and I are going to have a baby.
- Holy shit! Your? - Yes! We discussed it today.
Dude, that's fucking great, Congratulations!
Thank You.
Wait, wait, how do you ...?
Well, that's the thing. We have to find a sperm donor and ...
I was wondering what do you think Sam Jones would say if I ask?
Want to Flash Gordon father of your child?
Si.
Thinks, would that be weird? Would it be crazy?
No! I think it's great that a baby is a superhero father.
At that same logic it was that arrives too.
- I say do it. - Okay then ...
sent an e-mail now to see if I can go tonight.
- You come with me? - Sure!
it's okay. Great.
Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment.
- Can I use your laptop? - Yes, go ahead.
It's fine thank you.
- What the hell? - Holy shit!
What happens? What's going on?
There is so much porn!
What the fuck are you doing you are looking at my private things?
You talk about private things but were complete Jonhy open.
There were literally millions of files here!
- I wanted to clean up some of those things. - Jesus!
Much of this is old! Wiseclock, Rimjob ...
Sometimes you like to see the time, going to the opposite.
Sick bastard! Look at this! Do you guys with penises?
Oh, my God! I'm sick, right? I need help!
No Jonhy girls with penises, just guys with tits!
Johny listen to me, this is an emergency call, okay?
You have to get out there and meet someone because you're out of control.
it's okay. It's okay. Just to look at that thing, please.
It is serious, the next girl you know, invite her on a date.
- Good thing I have! - Good.
Now let's get rid of this.
What do you mean? Only delete files.
No, no. This shit always be recovered.
We will destroy your laptop with a hammer.
- Well, are you happy? - No, some circuits can ...
be rebuilt or someone can keep them.
We have to bury it deep.
So basically that's it. We need a sperm donor.
So what do you say? Would you help us to Tami and me?
- I can not do that, my brother. - Why not?
I too masturbation in the eighties, and my ...
- My sperm count is a little low. - How Much?
- One One?
Yes, these small has its own legend and I am in my bag
- Well, can we have that? - No!
The protein would need if I get lost at sea. come on guys ...
We ended up here. I have to go.
The sisters marathon looks good.
- I can not believe that son of a bitch. - That was selfish on his part.
I know. After seeing the movie shit like 100 times.
Damn!
Oh Shit!
Johny, please just help me do this, okay?
It is the only kind in the world whose sperm approaches the Flash Gordon.
Teddy, is insane. We can get into much trouble.
Not if no one knows.
Look, John, we get at home ...
I masturbate while sleeping, and we go with sperm. It would be easy.
At least he thinks in how the baby would be great.
It would be a sweet and damn baby.
Well I'll help. But we have to devise a plan.
MANI REPAIRMEN GREAT AIR CONDITIONING IN BOSTON.
¡Solo calmate!
Yeah, I can help you?
Hello. You're Tom Brady?
- Yes. - His neighbors called and ...
They say the air conditioning is too ...
noise, so it is supposed to check.
- Okay, back there. - Okay, I just need ...
a signature, in case you need to change some parts.
For this the name of John and Ted, of the 12th house.
You're not a cheater. I think it's a perfect type.
Spin.
Stupid idiot!
OK, let's go!
Beware, doing too much noise '
Fuck, I want to see good things!
Totally at peace with the Super Bowl rings ..
Grant us a hard hand. Now ...
we will do the work of his hands on the cup.
- Okay, go ahead. What do you mean? You have to do it.
What are you talking about? You're the one who needs sperm.
Yes, but there must be a human hand, skin to skin, it does not work otherwise.
- What if she's a virgin? - Look, I've never done this before ..
- Neither do I! - You do it yourself!
- It is different! - You are an adult with a poster ...
This type in your room, and you tell me you do not want to do this?
If I want to. But I'm nervous What will happen if you see what I'm doing to him?
Calm down by God, you will love, come on!
Oh My God! Tremendous baby factory!
- Let the rest. - What the fuck?
We just need a moment of your time.
What are you doing here? Who are they? Get out!
Wait, Mr. Brady.
Take your damn bear with you!
Holy shit! I hurt my column!
Come on, we have to get out of here.
What the hell do we do now?
- Ted let me ask you a question. - It would?
- Why do not you come to me? - What are you talking about?
About sperm.
Johny, you kidding? You're the first person I want to go.
But you've been so involved in your divorce lately, that only ...
I would not put you in an uncomfortable position.
Plus, after what I saw in your laptop, I did not think you stay.
- Seriously, I'm willing to do. - Really?
- Would you do that for me? - Ted, you're my best friend.
Would do anything for you. In addition, we entered the house of Tom Brady ...
and we try to make a straw. Are you ready to parent.
God!
I do not know what to say. Jonhy thanks! Thank you very much.
Hey, we are friends forever, remember?
Friends forever. Come on, we gotta get out
of here before the cops come.
All units, we have a 317 on Maple Drive. Units please respond.
What is a 317?
Someone tried to steal the cheese Brady again.
What is that? What are you doing?
- I'm getting ready, man. What do you mean?
- What did you do to your hand? - I do this for you, I'm getting ready ...
- You got your hand on your penis what are you doing? - I try to put half hard ...
for when you go in there alone can remove.
So now you're in a public masturbation,
You think you have a Red Lobster, what are you doing?
- What makes you think that in there? - Forget it.
You have not smoked marijuana for two days straight right?
I told you that I am innocent. OK? Your baby will be fine.
Sorry, I just do not want someone who can not live without it at 16.
- ¿John Bennet? - Hola.
This way. I'll tell you where you have to deposit your specimen.
Johny Hey!
- I'm John Bennet. - I was, I just saw your name.
Clear. Sorry. I'm a little nervous.
I've been out of the game for a while, so ...
- The game? - Well, I do not talk to pretty girls ...
- Long, beautiful girls. - I see.
Hey, when you're done here, how about a drink?
I do not ...
I did not mean this. Non sono ..
I have a boyfriend.
Yeah, okay. Too bad, you miss it.
Only I hold my hand or is there a magazine or something?
- In video I like teenagers. - There is a magazine there.
It's fine thank you.
Excuse me, where's the bathroom not masturbators?
- In that hallway to the left. - It's okay. Thank You.
Lie!
Hello Doctor. Is this the place where they put all things?
Is the intermediate station, before insemination. You are ..
My friend is masturbating to give me a sample in one of the rooms.
- It is a good friend! - Yes!
- I am the Doctor Danzer. - Great.
Anyway, I do not know.
Wait, familiar lights. Are you bear ...?
- That returned to life? - I am, I am.
He was trying to see where I had seen before, and that's it.
Keen eye. Good.
So how is it that got into this line of work ...?
Do you just like semen?
Not precisely. But I like to fill the desire of others ...
to have children. It's amazing what we can do here.
You want, you want to look?
Yeah right.
This is where we install the preimplantation diagnosis of genetic forms.
Eliminate genetic enfermendades as ..
Fibrosis, muscular dystrophies, anomalies.
The list goes on, really.
- Hey Johny did! - Here what I have friend!
I mean great!
Permismo, doctor his wife is on the phone, he says it's an emergency.
Excuse me, be right back.
Do you want to see it? Want to see your son?
What I can see from here. Thanks, yes.
- Come closer, it's your son. - We are not going! No!
It's enough. Do not come any closer!
- Drink this! - Shit!
- Oh God! - Damn, he is the son of someone.
It was not my fault, it is assumed that'll catch.
- Let's hide. - Containers there.
Let's pick that.
That will not work need two of them.
- Damn! - Oh, my God!
Damn!
- Oh my God, this in my damn mouth! - Wait!
- I have to put this in facebovale! - No!
This happens on Mondays.
- Oh, my God! - I'm so sorry!
- I feel so much - Good.
I think it's okay, those are the samples denied.
Johny Did you hear that?
These people cummed denied.
Kardashian look.
Make sure you have all the latest information on ComiCon.
This has to be the best and most of the convention.
Buenos dias, Sr. Jessup.
Buenos dias.
- Well ... - My name is Donnie.
- Hello, Donnie - Hello.
This is a multiplatform release. So I want a full report.
Container again.
- What? - The urinary Mr.
Note that always uses Urinai Force, I put a new one for you.
You are an important man should never smell the urine.
Most people turns the box,
I replacement.
That's the difference Donnie.
I need a full report on the merchandise ...
I'm afraid I have bad news.
I can not do the implantation procedure.
- What? - Why not?
According to test results.
Ud. ya no es fertil.
- What? - Wait, Dr. Are you sure?
- Maybe I should check again. - I'm pretty sure.
Look, your history of excessive drug abuse.
Channel your ovaries. It has been affected.
- What does it say? It looks good. - Yes!
Sorry, that's a normal one. This is the Tami-Lynn.
- God! - Yes, but this happens a lot,
You. probably always you see it, right?
No. Not once.
When I saw this vomit. Almost I leave medicine.
The point is that the insemination is not possible.
I do not understand. None of this makes sense.
It's OK darling. Vamonos.
What does it mean? Can we not have a baby?
I do not know. But everything will be fine.
It will not be.
Well, I read your form, your files and ...
me temo que no va a funcionar.
- What? - Why not?
First is the closure of Tami-Lynn by drugs.
I did my community work.
To others it was five years ago. It's clean.
There is another issue that is the most important and honestly did not want to say ...
why ...
It is a little uncomfortable.
Ted, in the eyes of the state, are not a person.
Wait, what?
The state says you're technically classified as a property.
Am I not a person?
I disagree with the government. Sorry.
That's pretty fucked.
- Property? - You know that Teddy, get out of here.
Come On.
Look. People look good. Be careful.
What do you mean by that?
The state made sure that your state keep a low profile for a while.
Your application for adoption may have raised some eyes.
If you decide to investigate the matter, he might let you very vulnerable.
Hey, I just heard your message. Is it really what they told you?
Yes. It is incredible.
They say I'm ownership.
That's it, you're what?
How trash or a piece of shit?
Well, more like a hammer or an orange, but yes.
What do they know? It's just a word. Do not
Life changed only with call property.
Bullshit! Ask them to my ancestors.
One minute you're on washing your clothes in Africa
the river, with her breasts out. You're good!
And suddenly you're on the other side of the world with Thomas Jefferson.
You give life to history.
Why are you saying this right now?
Well, I've never voted, I do not leave, I do not pay taxes.
This is the first job I ever had.
Ted. Can you come here a second?
Sorry, but I'll have to say goodbye.
What?
Why? I broke my ass on this job for three years.
I just got a call from the Department of Labor.
I can not keep you as an employee, because I was informed that no technically ...
Technically I'm not a person Yes! God.
Sorry. But today you're fired.
Dear Ted, your bank account has been canceled due to lack of citizenship.
Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked.
Dear Ted, is no longer a member of the Club Pope Chinese. That shit is strong.
Poor baby.
I will always be empty. There will never be fun here.
I do not get it. We would be tremendous parents.
Oh my goodness!
- God, Teddy. - What, what? What's going on?
Look at this.
Dear Ted, the state of Masachusetts regrets to inform you that due to a ...
misinterpretation regarding their legal status,
marrying Tami-Lynn Cafferdy is not recognized by the state,
therefore it is invalid and is hereby canceled.
Teddy, can you do this to us?
Let me see.
This is a nightmare!
- Can you believe it? - No. It's crazy.
Tami is the woman I love.
I had not even tried to adopt a dog if I had known this.
All this became a complete shit.
If you ask me. We have to fight this.
- What do you say? - I say that we look for a lawyer.
- God, can we do that? - Of course!
We find a lawyer and sue the fucking government for civil rights.
That's a great idea.
Maybe we can have one of the lawyers of Harrison Ford,
to shoot them in the head and then ...
he turns and says "What we're doing is wrong"
Yes. We can go and find a good one. It took Judge Juddy if necessary.
But we do not know any lawyer. All our friends do sandwishes.
Look for one online.
Look at that black penis.
This is a very complicated case.
Most civil rights are, but this is very obvious.
Everyone says it's the best in town.
Listen if any, will not be economical.
What is your financial situation?
All our possessions are on the railways.
Si. Ridmg Railroad. B.O Railroad, Pennsilvania Railroad.
Short-term work. I own Atlantic Ave.
And I have 4 houses in Baltic. About to build a hotel.
Esgundo win the prize in a beauty contest, those are $ 50
Would I are talking about things of Monopoly?
Let me turn it around the block and back with $ 200.
Ie lo que hare.
My niece has just passed the bar exam, and hired as interim,
I can assign to your case pro-bono.
They would have a hungry young lawyer, and I would have a lawyer with more experience.
What do they say?
It sounds great.
Are these candies are to take them?
These should not be outside.
Hello?
Shit.
- Hi. - Are you okay?
So Good.
You must be Ted.
- Yes, I'm Ted, and this is my friend John. - Hi!
My uncle says that you are my first customers.
Yes, we have not discussed that, but ...
Do you I can ask your age?
I'm 26 years old.
It is a problem?
I do not want my lawyer defends as I sing ditties.
It is that it is an important case, he lost his job and his marriage annulled.
I know. My uncle gave me the details.
We do not want to risk the importance of the case.
Do not want to rush, we decide well.
We appreciate your time, but I think ... we're going
to take a seat and blindly trust you.
In favor thee.
Sorry. They do not care, right? It is for migraine.
Not at all.
I'll smoke one for my migraine in about 20 minutes.
Soy Samantha Jackson.
- Ted How are you? - Nice to meet you, John.
What is your middle name?
Leslie.
Oh God! So are Sam L Jackson.
It's great, and Samuel L. Jackson.
- Who is that? - Have you seen a movie?
It's the black guy.
The herb is good.
It reminds me of last summer to smoke.
Yes. I was going to say, with a band we decided to call ...
How long they will be up there?
It is something new to my provider gave me to help me get home.
I am surprised that a lawyer like you take drugs.
Are not you supposed to fight against drugs and that?
Please war on drugs is a joke.
It is a form of government to inflate the law enforcement,
and lock up minors without reason.
And you, my friend, are an oppressed memory.
So it is.
You deny the rights of others, just because you're different.
And I say that's a violation of the constitution.
So you can return me my life?
I'll try.
Guys, I have a problem here.
What happens?
Can I get help to get home?
- I'm having a hard time! - All right, buddy. You are right.
- I'm scared! - Everything is fine.
Just follow the wall said.
What was that?
Where do you live?
As a block and a half.
it's okay.
Bien, tengo Greg Scott contra Stanford,
Plesy against Ferguson and Brown vs. Board.
I Kramer vs. Kramer, Alien vs Predator,
y Freddy vs Jason.
I am going to camp Earnest Earnest goes to jail and ...
The importance of being Earnst, which was disappointing.
Okay, I'll ask some things. Ready?
So it is.
If the prosecutor asks Ted, do you consider yourself human?
- Objection. - Denied.
The witness can not object, and can not refuse.
- Verdict? Speculation. - Guilty, so it is.
List of payments. Come here. Portfolios. To my room.
- Do not bother the witness. - Rest.
We can be advocates.
Your name is Toby. Learn to say your name.
Let me hear you.
What's your name?
Municipality. Kunta Kinte.
It's just like me. It's just what I'm going through.
It's a little different.
Do You Know? if you become legally a person, you need a name.
You're right.
Okay ... I have one ...
Which?
Clubberlang.
Who is Clubberlang?
- Who is Clubberlang? - The character of Mr. T, in Rocky 3.
Do the movies boxing?
Do the movies boxing? You have not seen Rocky?
Have not you seen? You know ...
¡Rocky!
I can not remember a movie I have not seen ...
because you're singing a song that I do not know.
You do not know Samuel L. Jackson. Rocky did not know. You are literally pop culture.
I have a degree, my cultural references are Hamlet, Achilles and Dorian Gray,
Have you heard of them?
No, but I'm sure Mister T.'d kick their ass.
- You're just a girl. - Really?
Anyone can tell me Who wrote The Great Godspeed?
- ¿Juddy Vaughn? - ¿Hitler?
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Who was that?
The author.
- Why you say you fucked? - What?
- You said F Scott Fitzgerald, did you? - Yes
No, it's his first name.
- Your name is "Follen Scott Fitzgerald"? - What? No!
- So what is the F? - Francis!
- No, it must be Follen. - Has to be.
Why that should be "Follen"?
Because otherwise, why not say it?
Yes, hiding something, it is Follen.
- Read between the lines. - This is fucked.
It is crazy. Pcs. Are idiots.
Anyway, put Clubberlang. Just do it.
¿Si?
One of the janitors to see you.
I'm busy.
New packaging.
What about Danny?
- This is Donnie, Sr. - Donnie, I'm very busy with ...
presentations of Comic-Con.
Oi has a vacancy for people with new ideas for toys.
So it is.
Well, it happens.
it's okay. Thank You. I love your dress.
Mr. I make this company earn a billion dollars.
I'm listening ...
30 years ago a boy named John Bennett
asked a wish that his teddy to life.
- Somehow, one of our ... - Yes, I know the story.
Have you seen this?
Teddy bear personality demand.
So what?
Ted demanded their civil rights.
If you lose your status you declare an object without rights.
Means becomes property.
Mr. Jessus.
We can bring it with few legal consequences.
And why would he do that?
Mr if we could open to see what keeps it alive,
Teds we could make millions for each child in the world.
Double your winnings in a blink.
Follow ...
We just have to make sure that Ted loses the case.
Use every contact, every bribe you can, every favor and ...
seek the best lawyer in the world for defense.
When Ted rights are canceled,
We caught him!
Nobody is going to litigate property.
You are much more clever than your box urinai, Danny.
Really?
What do you want exactly this?
I'm not interested in money.
I just want a Ted to me.
Good. I think I can handle the defense.
But we clarify something,
we never had this conversation. The board may not know this until we have it.
- Do you understand? - Yes, sir
I need a wild sheep.
What a great dinner!
I had never eaten with Pringles.
It is a pleasure. It's the least I can do for what you do by us only.
I have not done anything yet.
We wanted to take you out to dinner, but ..
We only have the salary of Tami now because nobody will hire me.
Things are tough, right?
Yes. I've done things I'm not proud ...
Bring your feeds. Ready to wear, only 3 dollars ...
Blow here.
I have an idea What do you say we do the dishes ...?
And we give these some time alone?
Good!
Bring bien, puta.
What's that about?
Nothing. It's his way of telling me I should ...
take you out.
- Look ... - We should concentrate on the case.
I agree.
I have curiosity How is it that a guy like you has no partner?
I was married.
It did not work out.
- Shit, sorry. It sucks. - No.
We tried day after day, but she was becoming something I'm not.
And you try, you know?
Try to be the man she wanted.
One day I woke up feeling was not the same.
As much as he loved her, we were not appropriate.
At least you realized soon.
Some people takes a lifetime trying to put up with the wrong person.
And ... we will win this?
Honestly, no.
We bet for you.
Johnny, we are the 7 we have to climb.
Do you want to get into this?
- What it is? - The Tuesday night ...
launched apples runners.
Look.
- Hey! How is everything? - Fuck you!
- What happens? - Take an apple.
Bastards, what happens?
- That's the lottery, that's the lottery! - That's for exercising.
¿Teddy?
Teddy, I have fear.
Honey, we'll be fine.
I do not care what you say a piece of paper, you're my wife.
I love you so much!
I swear to God that if we lose this suit, I'll cut to the judge.
Wait a second, did you bring your knife?
- Yes! - But we were checked before entering.
Where did you hide?
Hey Sam!
Who is that idiot over there?
That's no fool, it is Jack is very good at this.
He has never lost a case in his life.
Mr. Wiles, is their turn to testify.
Thank you your honor.
First I would like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
For taking time from their busy schedules,
to be part of this procedure.
Now, we will examine the case today ...
It is a very simple, is Ted human?
Or a piece of property?
You know? It is very special, very unique human being.
It is a gift from God, given to a single species.
We.
But if we decided to share that gift,
Who would, your dog deserves it?
Your cat?
Does your toaster?
Man suddenly it does not seem so special right?
I trust the right desicion.
Thanks Mr. Wiles, for his outspoken statement.
Miss Jackson ...
Hi!
Soy Sam Jackson,
I'll be honest with you,
I'm a little nervous ...
Let's do this.
Not because I'm doing my first case.
And not for the fact that some of you think you represent a Teddy bear.
No, I'm nervous ...
For a simple reason,
Justice.
I'm nervous because you ...
They are persuaded by their fine words ...
His haircut and forget the most important aspect of this case.
Justice!
150 years you back a slave named Dave Scott ...
proved that it was a person, not a piece of property.
Lost.
And as history has shown us, that was not justice.
In all civil rights, conflict.
We are only able to recognize years after they happened.
And when it comes to the conflict, we become blind business as usual.
This is different will say, but it is not.
It is the same subject with different face, clothing and going again today.
So I ask you ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Not to put a foot on the wrong side of history.
Do not expect much to do right.
Thank You.
- Erection. - Argues.
Miss Lin. Pcs. Recently considered adopting a child, right?
And if I may, why not proved yourself to have it?
Because Teddy has no penis.
And that Ted does not have a ...?
¿Appendix male? Why lack of genetic?
No idiot, because it is a damn toy, what's your excuse?
Take a burnt!
How you doing to you white boy if you have a penis?
Yes! What?
Order!
Sir Bennet?
How would categorize her relationship with Ted?
He's my best friend!
- Do not see it as their property? - It's not my property!
He is a person. It is more people than most people.
I mean, damn Steven Tayla?
What the hell is that ?, a fucking stupid trying to look like a monster?
- Your honor! - I allow.
Thank you, Your Honor.
Sir Bennet?
Where was your first encounter with Ted?
What do you mean ?, my parents gave me when I was a child.
You gave it away ...
Where did you brought?
- From toys but. - ¿Excuse?
- Can you repeat? Do not listen. - From the damn toy store!
You hear me very well!
No nesesidad hostility, Mr. Bennet.
Why? Nobody here likes him.
I've seen him eat his lunch alone.
- You're a loser! - Your honor?
I hope that your children will the bird flu.
- Mr. Benett! - Sorry!
Now, you said that your parents paid for Ted ...
It is not like paying for a baseball glove or a big wheel?
- It's not like that! - Objection!
- You can not do that. - You know what? This is crap.
This guy is telling me I'm not as good as others.
And that's exactly what he's been doing with the fags!
- Ted! - Sorry, I'm almost done.
This is exactly what he has been doing with homos,
and I say that is wrong!
MISS. Jackson ?, please control your client or sue the 2 ...
- For contempt of court. - Oh, do not fuck with me!
I am defending myself, and I'm defending the homos, deserve respect.
Ted, shut up!
Good.
Your honor, I would like to call Ted Cliverman the stand.
Yes. My idiots turn.
- Ted Do you love your wife? - Objection!
Not your wife.
- The marriage was annulled. - What replanteare.
¿Amas a Tamy Land?
I love my wife.
My wife! more than anything in the world.
We're married, I do not care what people say.
So you're saying that are you able to feel love?
Hey, you must be weird for you to have a doll on stage here ...
without any boy pointing where his uncle played, I ...
Yes, I can, I love many things.
Ted? You think you have a soul?
Whatever it takes,
would do at this time,
if you still follow me,
with tears in your eyes.
- Does that answer your question? - Objection, Your Honor.
Denied.
That's man.
- Ted? - Yes, sorry.
Look, I'm not a scientist. You agree? I do not know exactly ...
that makes a person a person.
All I know is that I feel things.
Like you guys and,
I do not want to be treated differently.
Can love!
Aware of his own consciousness.
It seems to me quite human. No further questions.
¿Mr. Kere ?, you were employed from 1976 to 1998 Hasbro.
That's right?
If, he supervised the filling of Teddy bears.
- And that thing available? - Synthetic cotton, polyester blended.
- Is there anything else in? - The product bears had ...
An electronic device in the chest. What could be programmed ...
To say five sentences.
Ted...
Might do you push your chest, please?
What?
Please follow the instructions, Mr. Cliverman.
I love you!
No further questions.
And new news, Teddy case is starting to get ...
national attention by branches of civil rights.
Ted the bear, for those who do not remember, I regain life in the eighties ...
right here in Boston. Continues to be proven ...
That if a person really is.
Well, that's ... that we are even talking about here.
What we are talking about is a civil rights issue
- This bear has rights. - Oh, please, it's a toy.
And why do they call it an EL?
We tell the Statue of Liberty IT,
but we all know that is an object made of copper and steel.
Yes, but she is aware or emotional like him?
Come on, really you are going to sit me that this doll is a person?
- Not at all.
We all agree, all the time.
I do not think he wants to be considered a person, I think ...
Already you know ?, Ted has spent many years sleeping curled up with a child ...
Curl up like an animal to a child, that's a crime.
Ted, do you have anything to say in your own defense?
I am not an animal!
You see your honor? He is not an animal.
I'm sorry, Your Honor, I'm with my period.
Live with Ted from "Saturday Night"!
- Why are you taking so long? - Is it bad to be delayed?
Not good nor bad, it just means they're probably discussing.
Johny ?, You know it's time to play the game of Beattie Juice.
- What do you mean? - To tell your name 3 times.
- ¿Que? - Beattie Juice, Beattie Juice...
Shut.
You are crazy? We do not want that guy walking around here.
Johny not, will be on our side, it will help us.
- Juice Beattie, Beattie Juice. - Hey, you're messing with powers ...
You do not understand. Cut the crap.
Please, sit.
Mr. Willer, the jury reached a verdict?
Yes, we did Your Honor.
In Ted's case against the Common Good of Massachusetts ...
We the jury, find the common good that Ted is not ...
a person.
Very good!
The approach of declaring as property has become legal.
The definition of rights denies his love,
and I will be recognized as property by the state of Massachusetts.
The court demand the defendant to perform community service ...
Ted declared property.
Are you sure that you can get?
Remember. These on your own, Hasbro can not have this connection.
Bring it.
But I'll call you when I get it with the phrase code.
- Do you remember what it is? - Yes, of course I remember.
- Can you say it, just for safety? - That's not ...
- Dila ... - I will not!
- Dila. - Do I have to.
- ¡Dila! - Cakes Frescos.
Cakes Frescos.
This is not fair. Teddy is a good man.
Why is this being accused of letting everyone?
It's what makes this country better, put different people ...
in small groups and force them to watch Tyler Perry. That's wrong!
- I'm so sorry, baby. - No, I'm sorry, I thought ...
He had built a better case.
It's just that the reality is I'm a fucking lawyer.
Hey, come on.
At least you did everything you could.
I'm just sitting here and ...
- I can not believe it's official. - What to do now?
We can not give up now, we must do something.
You know what we do? Patrick Migan call.
- Who is that? - He's the best lawyer ...
civil rights in America.
Wait, that's the one who got to the female body in the Navy?
Yes, that had a label hanging ...
Do you remember who was in a federal prison ...?
What someone handed him a bunch of balloons and alone, he went?
- Very sad, very sad for the family. - If anyone can change the verdict.
is the. Not cheap but,
you've become a high profile case that I think ...
You can take it for free. It is a media addict.
¿BUSCAS PENES Negros ?, of CLICK AQUl!
- Johny Hey, are you a beer? - Yes good idea.
Hello. Patrick Migan call is Samantha Jackson.
I am the defense attorney in the case against Ted Massachusetts.
Hello, Mr. Migan, thanks for taking my call.
Ah, he has been following the case. That's great.
Yes, actually I call for it.
Yes, I was wondering if you might consider helping us change the verdict?
Well, yes, it would have to be ...
one free situation because they do not have much money ...
but I think you will be impressed with my client.
- Son of a bitch! - Insurance?
Yes, it is fine. Thank you very much.
Well, I see then.
Bye.
My God, said he would meet me at 9am at his office in New York.
- Are you going to take over the case? - I Do not want to get ahead, but I think so.
- Oh my God, did you hear that Johny? - Yes!
- Still does not give a shit. - Oh my God, we have to celebrate.
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? What Johny improvise,
- And I'll tell you what I suggested? - Hell, yes!
So first we need a historical event.
- Who has one? - The 11/9!
Okay, let's think of something else. Let's start with a person ...
- Robbie Williams! - Come on guys seriously.
- Seriously, who has a person? - Robbie Williams or 11/9!
You're the same type, we will see here if anyone changes.
How about a location? Come up with a.
- Callie Hepton office! - Well Sr, really.
- I just need a location. - Berney's in town.
- Women love cocktails! - Okay, listen Starbucks?
No you did not. No Starbucks said!
- Who you are in Starbucks? - Bills Cosby!
You. are monsters!
You are malisimo go! You have some fucking comedy!
Okay, we come back tomorrow afternoon.
Te amo tanto Teddy.
Go kick ass, because I will not take this wedding ring.
I love you too baby, I'll see you soon.
Hey Sam. Why is there a couple of suitcases they say here in Arizona?
- Because they are at my school. - You went to the University of Arizona?
- Yes. Why? - Oh man, that's why we lost the case.
I agree.
University of Arizona How many times have you had sex in a guest house?
- Oh, come on! - Did you write a dissertation on ...?
¿Collective work of collection of red bulls?
And
- Yes, I did, I got an A. - So say 'what did University of Arizona
o solo U.D.A?
This is perfect. We reach the city before 10.
- Sam. How's your boring salad? - In fact this delicious.
Everyone says the same about her salad, all are damned liars.
- No, I love, I am very good. - Commits some cookies ...
- You need something nutritional. - Why do you think that I want?
- Because these staring. - No!
Hey, what about? You guys. they go to bed or what?
- Teddy, do not bother man. - No, just I am saying.
You look like if you wanted to bark, that is, say so. I am right?
Hey, where's my coffee ?, shit esperandolo took 10 minutes.
Sorry Sir, I forget. It'll take him away.
God, you're a waitress !, do not build rockets, hurry up.
Idiot.
Hey, 20 bucks that I can put a cookie on your ass.
Let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team ...
- At the University of Arizona. - Does your pet was a broken condom?
Shut.
Who did that?
Oh, my God, you got to be kidding.
- Now we are idiots for what you did. - I swear I'll kick your ass ...
- Who it was? - Ah, Mr ...
I apologize for my 5 years.
I'm sorry I pulled the cookie in his little hole in the ass Sr, sorry.
Well, under those circumstances, I guess it's okay.
Oh my god !, we are now older idiots.
You grabbed my biscuit and threw his ass.
Somebody is causing them a problem?
Mrs. No, we just get into our own problems.
Try to keep your boyfriend under control here, okay?
Ah, is not my boyfriend.
Ah good.
- I just want the bill please. - Sure.
Oh my goodness! Did you see that? She was giving you the "Fuck me" look.
- No, he was not. - I was giving the "Fuck me" look.
What is the look "fuck"?
A woman of my gaze "Fuck me"
- I have eyes "Fuck me"? - No, you have look ...
"Forget about my beautiful eyes"
We must go. They have a couple of hours of driving.
Yes, we have to rest for tomorrow.
I can handle, you can take a nap.
- You do not have a license. - Well, but let me handle Johny ...
Occasionally his little Hammer, I am a professional fucking.
They have me,
kicked a lot this weekend.
I want to feel useful. Do You Know?
20 minutes behind the wheel.
Good Sam, it's been 20 minutes. Do you want to take care?
Listen Sam. I'm sorry, that deer came out of nowhere.
No, I ... I should never let you drive.
Yeah, well, you were wrong ...
you were wrong to let me do it.
It's like in the trial, all those things you fucked. So ..
They can not do shit. We have to wait until tomorrow ...
to come and get the car.
- Wait, you spend the night here? - Yes, we'll be fine.
We just have to find wood.
What the hell?
Shit! Hey Ted ...
You know what this is?
This is a land of Silver Hayes
Ordinary marijuana mixed with lemon and became Silver Hayes.
They invented the pipe. I only had one in my life ...
and it was the best I ever had.
What the hell does this in the middle of nowhere?
Oh God, we're in heaven!
it is so beautiful.
So beautiful.
And in the cold, so to nothing.
They must send them to me at my
They left here in Harris.
They did not move from Harris.
Please tell me that's not the only pipe that brought on this trip.
Yes, Sam, this puts us in a weird situation.
- We want to get high too. - Do not hurry.
This is funny? Like having a graduation party.
- It's so stupid. Your turn. - No.
- What? - Do not put a big penis ...
- Glass in my mouth. - Oh, you think this is great?
- Johny, you fell alone in that friend. - That's all I brought.
Okay, how about this. I will review the pines,
to see if I can find some kind of tin or something for us ...
- To make a real pipe. - Yes, do try to think
- One other than a penis. - If You Know?
That's the name of the South-Korean presidennte.
Do you understand? No?
- What? - Be right back.
Sorry.
Do not worry. This is nice.
You know? I always wanted to get high with foreign marijuana grown in a forest.
Really?
That is the millstone around marriage.
- Do you think this Migan help us? - I honestly do not know.
But come to the right place.
Listen, I just want to thank you for everything you did ...
all you do for us and also for making it free.
Please ...
there are more important things in life than money.
Look ...
not that kind of voodoo had in that desire you did as a child ...
but this bear, alive.
And it seems to me that these values ​​make a certain life.
How important is a value other?
And that has a bear ...
¿Seeing you with that pipe on the lips?
- How come you do not have a boyfriend? - Dude, did you see men in Boston?
Should I supposed to go out with a pale guy with bright teeth ...?
Are any muscles and a cheap tattoo on her ankle?
¡No!
That's so silly.
Well, I could not find any canned but I found a lot of shit ...
in that barn. Look at this. I found a cowboy hat ...
- A rifle and a guitar. - Hey, watch it.
No, okay, is not charged.
Well, my fucking nose came to me.
Hey, this place is not welcoming. Maybe we should look elsewhere.
Why ?, we are in the middle of nowhere ...
and if we stay near the barn we'll be fine, right?
- You play guitar? - A little.
I learned as a child.
You already have it. Come on, put your legs in it.
There you go. Good job.
- My God - Listen, I have to ask ...
Was it just a kiss last night, or did the finger thing?
We have a lot of marijuana in the car, we should smoke it.
We will do, but for an hour Controlate not want to go to jail.
Yes. that's a good idea.
- Oh what the fuck? What are you doing? - Hashtag ...
- "My wonderful summer" - Shit, what's wrong man?
- I Debias small bastard. - What do you mean?
I was just kidding. Shut up and Take that pipe.
Fuck!
- God. watch where they walk. - It's a zebra idiot! We have the right.
Hey, what the hell they do dressed as Star Wars?
S Comic-Con idiots, we will al central Japa.
Well you are idiots, they should not be cammando together?
If you are the boss, and you two are enemies
- Yes, captain muerdeme Curk. - Wait, that's Star-Trek.
- Yes. are 2 different franchises. - Sorry guys, she knows nothing.
No it does not matter. I feel I have to deal with it.
Hey come on, friend not worth it. It is not worth it.
Patrick Migan, has a waiting room classy right?
There goes our first impression.
Ms. Jackson ?, ¿mr. Migan will see you now.
Oh yes, thank you.
- Mrs Jackson, wine. - Yes, sir Migan, is a real honor.
Thank you very much for joining us.
Not at all, it is a pleasure. Please sit down.
Hey, this office looks fucking great.
Yes, totally.
Hey, did you ever bring girls here?
- What do you think? - I think I want to sleep in a bed ...
made of your voice.
I'll go straight to the point. I do not want them to lose much time.
Ted, I've been reviewing your case ...
And although sympathetic to your cause, I'm sorry to tell you,
- I will not take your case. - What? Why?
Everything comes down to this ...
You want human in the eyes of the law being.
That's a tough sell, even to me.
YOU SEE ?, how important human being, make a contribution to society.
A system that helps you in your growth.
And you have not done anything.
I read about your life, drugs, parties ...
prostitutes, arrests.
Mr. Migan, we have come a long way ...
to know him, because he said he could help.
I said I would consider it.
And I did.
Ted, you're special, could be an inspiration to the world.
You could be a leader with an important role,
Instead you are ...
Justin Bieber.
Fuck!
- Hey Ted! - Sorry.
He did not mean that ...
Excuse me, sorry.
I'm just saying that you have no chance in the world around you.
That's not true, it caused a great effect on me.
He was responsible for that you were arrested in 2003 for possessing marijuana?
How the hell do you prepare to raise a teddy bear?
You know that would lose this case?
It can not be hidden for a good reason.
The president says it should be public.
Unfortunately the public does not judge for a reason ...
The judge emotion.
And you can not appeal any emotion.
No emargo, I wish you well on your journey.
The nesesita help, and so will you,
in his career that is what is provided.
Sorry for not being who expected it to be.
I supposed that's to go?
It is assumed that should not be there.
So that is, I am a property.
No light, no nothing.
Ted sorry, this sucks.
It is terrible, the desepcione again.
Hey, down honey we did not do what you could.
Look removing this hearing, we're the best thing that happened to me in so long.
Oh! That's great is fucking great!
- I am glad that you are happy! - What?
How is it that? I'm fucked up and basically these my lawyer!
And probably still desepcione us!
- Do not yell at us, we did nothing! - Yeah, exactly, exactly ...
Maybe if you spent less time manoseandose ...
Sam had won this and I would not be a damn waste ...
As trash or a piece of shit!
Hey, we've been fighting for you, all the time!
And remember, I alentaste to overcome it and when someone conosco can I have shit?
No, you're right, okay, this totally fine.
I have no job, I'm not married and have no life.
But you have fun with Golum while I look like shit!
- Ted! - Who is Golum?
It is a model. Ted returns!
- Leave me alone! - Ted!
Shit.
Sorry, brother.
Hey Ted!
¿Gay?
I knew it was you, what about man?
¡Rick! ¡Es Ted!
- What about? - What it happens?
What are you doing here?
You know, I feel at home among the costumes.
What do you do here?
Well, you know, we came here to hang out.
Shut Up! We came to fight with the nerds.
Staiss Hey, why do not you bring me some juice, how about this?
Well, good luck with your pants day.
You too man.
Damn! He had shit in your breeches.
¿Oye?
Are you Ted?
This is so exciting! I'm a big fan of yours since age 9.
Thank you very much.
- What's your name? - Soy Rafael.
Do you think that I can take a picture with you?
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
Well, well follow me.
Why we do it back here?
Well you're a celebrity, I have fear that you reconoscan.
True, today they have fallen above me three times.
Well, let's do this.
Holy shit! Donnie!
Good to see Ted,
A long time, right?
You mean when you left me in half?
That was not supposed to happen. It was an accident.
I have many plans for you, Ted.
Big plans.
Nesesito come with me now.
Go to hell!
Bon appetit, silly!
Hey, what the hell?
You can be anywhere, we will not find it, we take the car!
What do you mean? ', It is a teddy bear who walks in the middle of New York!
- Hello? - Johny, I gotta help me.
Ted where are you? we've looked everywhere.
I'm in the Comiccon, but John, is Donnie.
This here have to come over here.
What the hell, you just said Donnie?
- John, what happens? - Yeah, that's it!
Shit!
¿Ted?
- Ted, hello? - What happens?
My God, a deja vu, we have to go to Comiccon, come on.
Get out of the way!
Do You Know?
I really love that Donovan,
He said he had to sing that song in the game Redsox ...
This is so infectious.
Only you can not help singing alone.
Shit!
¡Oye!
What do you do with that bear?
- I'm sorry, I ... - You better not buy it!
Only I scared me when I was a child.
Yes, that's great. They are 40 dollars.
Here you go.
See?
No, there's try.
Have you seen a talking teddy bear?
They will announce the new Superman.
The new Superman is ...
¡Jhona Hill!
- Shit! - Who is Superman?
- What? - I can not believe you lie down.
If they are not good news Hasbro is launching a new line ...
De merchandising de Transformers.
We have a new line of Decepticons, who will be ...
- Hey fresh cheese! - Fresh cheese.
Fresh cheeses ...
Comiccon fans, look at this new world with this new exciting toy.
Just look.
Come on, there is an emergency exit down.
Is the?
Yes, there were setbacks, which is unconscious, but is.
Why did you bring him here?
I have followed him since yesterday, is the only chance to catch him alone.
I must move fast.
Hey Ted!
Are you?
If I take too much and threw up a girl in her dress, so ..
We will take back to the street.
- Well done Ted! - See you.
Be careful out there, some nerds spewed lunch.
Be careful when walking so fast.
Jhony Hey!
¿Gay?
Yes, it's a fucking party here today.
I remind you of the wedding.
Did you do some operation on the nose?
- No. - If you did, damned liar.
We just come up with Ted.
Ted? Where is it?
Well, this little drunk so I would not go near you.
- Did you see where to go? - If, in that hall there.
Come On!
Thirsty abnormal?
I love this damn place.
What the hell?
What the hell is going on here?
Who the hell are you?
It really is extraordinary, is not it?
Motherfucker this is a kidnapping!
it is not.
The kidnapping only includes people ...
and you Ted, you're a property.
Yes, also that damn costume.
What do you say? Happy face.
Right there, just me, yes!
Come on, happy boy!
Right there, yeah! well.
Bennet Hey!
Shit!
You broke my car, what the hell's wrong with you?
Sam is a bad time something happened to Ted.
But it's a good time to vandalize my Craisler, right?
Fuck your Craisler!
Shit, Donnie! You do not want to do this!
You think about what happened back then!
Remember? I cut it and that's it.
I'm just cotton, Ted ...
Just a Teddy Bear regulate not be so funny right?
This is not about you, Ted.
You're just a bear.
Let's find out what makes you real and we will make millions of Teds.
One for each boy in the world.
One for me,
One who loves me like you love John.
Mira Donny, never love you.
Shit that sounds bad. Look not want to die!
OK? so ...
What if I suck you while having an ice cream?
Give yourself a minute.
Hey, watch your fight.
I'll see you in heaven, Ted.
- ¡Ted! - ¡Jhony!
Who the hell are you?
Alejate bastard.
- Ted these knowledgeable friend? - Jhony thank God.
I long.
Lord please do not go, we can still do this.
Donnie're on your own, I can not be part of this.
Wait, who are you?
I am working for Mattel.
Piece of shit!
Kill it once was not enough for you, right?
What do you want to do now?
Jhon not deserve it, you never did.
- You never did! - I've waited this long.
Shit I knew it!
Vamonos.
Listen, Jhony.
I wanted to tell you how sorry I am.
No, forget it looks friend, I should not do anything I'm sorry you were upset.
No, no, escuchame solo... escuchame.
You too Sam.
Acts as un imbecile.
It's okay? I just ... I just ...
I'm just upset that I lost.
To the eyes of the world, I'll just be a property.
But you know what? I do not care niuna shit,
No matter how the world call me, I know who I am.
That is important, and who my friends
And honestly, if they want to be together,
- Nothing would make me happier. - Oh! Friend I love you for that.
Thanks Ted, that means a lot.
And if it's worth ...
As far as I know ...
You're a person more than all I know.
Sam, that means so much coming from someone who comes from the state of Arizona.
Holy shit, Jhony!
My God, John!
- ¿Johny? - ¿John?
- Jesus Christ! - ¿Estas bien?
Is this the jhony, okay?
- Jhon? Hey? - OMG!
- What happened here? - The ship gave.
My God, I'm the Enterprise a ship of Star Trek, forget it!
Somebody call 911.
Is this the jhony ?, we stay with me friend!
Nesesitas an ambulance, 655 West 24.
- How the hell she fell? - I do not know!
It was the!
The guy dressed as a ninja turtle.
What of it?
Well, two can play this damn game motherfucker.
Sam, dame tu telefono.
Is that!
Let me go!
Is this the jhony?
Is this the jhony? Come On!
Jhony, we will wake friend!
Jhony, wake up!
Wake up, Jhony.
Is this the jhony?
Jhony, wake up!
How is he? Are you going to get out of this?
I do not know, Miss Jackson, we're doing everything possible.
It all depends on the moment.
Jhon, please wake up.
- Somebody help! - My God, John!
Jhon! Is this the jhony?
Hello? Something is happening!
Sir Bennet?
- Something is wrong. - What happens? What happens?
Sir Bennet? Is this the Jhon?
Code blue in the room 144!
- What does that mean? - You must wait outside.
- What happens? - It's going to be OK?
Doctors will do whatever they can, Nesesito to wait outside now!
Sorry, sorry.
- What is their status? - I was breathing in a vegetable state ...
I stopped breathing in some way.
Contractions begin, prepare to intervene, clear the area.
Sorry.
I do not succeed.
What?
Is this the jhony?
They can come and say goodbye.
¿Johnny?
You're my thunder, man.
My friend thunder of life.
Let your whole life for mine,
And I promise ...
No such work my life without you.
Let Jhon ...
I caught you idiot!
It's a zombie! A zombie damn!
I caught her completely!
- Holy shit! - You should see your damn face!
- You, motherfucker! - That's revenge.
Wait, this is revenge for me ..
- You did it this time! - I did this time!
Well done, well done.
Give me five! Give me five!
What the hell is going on?
What happens is that this guy just won a comedy contest.
Friend did very well, holy crap!
How the doctor is ready to do this?
When I saw that I operate was totally fine, so I told him ...
Let me continue with the joke, hear Dr. worked very well thanks.
No problem, it's a funny hospital.
You're an idiot! You think this shit is funny?
You know how devastated I was? I put a sad state Facebovale.
How do I explain it to everyone?
You can change your status in the task bar, it is not that complicated.
You'll have to do better than that.
In our relationship I will do better.
Okay,
We have to talk about it.
If you want to do it and Teddy can leave the room.
No, sweetie, they are class, are not like us.
It's not that kind of person ...
I see that everyone fully recover ..
- Sir Higgans? - What the hell?
Shit.
Is it okay to come in?
Sure, yes.
How do you feel, John?
I am alive.
You are very lucky, I saw what you did on TV.
Yes, save my ass, that's what he did.
You know why?
Because it's a person, no matter how many lawyers want to change that ...
They are not going to achieve it is to us.
Teddy es real, asi que jodase.
I will do it.
And when you finish doing so, I would like to take your case Ted.
- What? - Really?
- Omg! - Did you hear that?
Well maybe not what we want now.
- Shut Up! - No, not if you want insurance.
What made you change your opinion?
Well, when I saw what John did for you.
And he was willing to give his life for yours ...
He kicked me in the ass.
My desicon do what I do at work I do.
I'm sorry I refused, I was wrong.
As far as I'm concerned anyone who can give,
That kind of love to someone else, deserves being called human.
Did you serious?
I definitely do. So, do we start?
What defines a person?
What defines a property?
What is the difference?
Anthropologists who study the principles of humanity.
They say that to be a person, you must include ...
Self-awareness, and the ability to feel the complexity of emotions ...
And the ability to intervene.
And we all agree that Ted is self-conscious.
- What is your name? - Ted Clubberlang.
As for the complexity of emotions and the ability to empathize ...
We all saw the devastating images of Ted, dying for their fallen friend.
Jhon Bennet.
In these images, Ted showed the qualities that a person would have ...
It is there for all to see.
And I think that a fair court, must be guided by the definition.
Ensure basic human rights to all who would merescan.
Just add the Emancipation Proclamation signed man years.
So ladies and gentlemen, members of the court.
I invite you.
To change the world.
Jhony Well, this is the second time you make me real.
Thanks friend.
Hey, you've always been real to my friend.
- I give you my word. - Congratulations Ted.
Thank you, Sam.
¿Ted?
Is this a victory for you?
Is there any statement you want to do now that you're a person?
Yes, there is,
Tami-Lynn Cafferdy...
Will you marry me?
¡Si!
And so our story comes to an end.
Ted and Tami-Lynn married again,
And they adopted a child.
Jhony, look at your godson Clavelage Apollo Creed.
¡Ted es adorable!
We have something for, John?
Hell yes!
Jhony!
Jhony is perfect!
Do You Know? maybe someday if you want a long, you can revive.
Pcs. Would do all kinds of things together.
That is all I want for.
It seems to have an emergency apollito of popo ...
Teddy is your turn to change it.
If there is no problem.
Fuck me!
What happens?
This can not be normal, you must be sick.
Not sick. Only is the baby poop.
- It's just baby poop, Teddy. - Do not creess it's disgusting?
- No! - Okay, atrapalo.
Teddy, what the hell?
Shit, motherfucker.
This should happen.